on how to be memorable.

October 27, 2011

1. Be brave or batshit crazy. But never shout or cry in public.
2. Laugh at dismal things.
3. Do what was said would be done. Every. Single. Time.
4. Never make promises.
5. Make bold statements. Even over trivial matters.
6. Forget faces and names.
7. Remember arbitrary details and repeat them.
8. Be intimidating but not pretentious.
9. Give ridiculously ideal advice.
10. Agree with someone then explain why they are wrong.
11. Be both charming and alarming. Simultaneously.
12. Make loud mistakes. Humbly apologize.
13. Disappear at random intervals or be silent for long stretches.
14. Lie, lie, lie.
15. Never say anything you do not mean.

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8 Responses to “on how to be memorable.”

  1. Carl said

    I failed on step one – Always cry in public. 13 is great!

  2. If you were out to bring yet another smile to my face, you have succeeded easily with this one! I was all serious at 3 and 4, but 14 made me laugh so hard!

  3. v v v v v said

    made me laugh… at least
    ahem, i do most of these… but not 14. 🙂

    i like – “Give ridiculously ideal advice.”
    cause i do it!

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